'Ah well,' thinks Martin. 'At least she left me a packet of cigarettes and a little bicycle made out of pipe cleaners.'
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Rocco paid a fortune for the website getdianeback.com but it failed to get Diane back.
So Rocco built a new Diane in his shed.
The Diane runs on a 1kW motor, can run most Android apps, and will probably not run off with Rocco's brother.
This delightful book is the latest in a series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.